Rainy days call for spontaneous tattoos right? A lil’ tribute to Flight of the Conchords done by Myles Kimball at One King Tattoo in Portland, Maine.
Haaaay, ho!
Kweli.
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Can’t wait to be back! Two more days…
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I hope this is real life.
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Day 26: Choose what you’d prefer to be reincarnated as
Again we have a very “blah” task for the day. Along with making our choice, we are supposed to send a $5 donation to the Dalai Lama… I suppose this is to ensure that our wishes are granted when we die.I, however, do not believe that we humans have souls. Thus reincarnation is just another thing we have conjured up to make ourselves feel better about our eventual deaths. Despite my hopeless beliefs, I went along with the task and chose the awesome beetle pictured above. If you know me at all, you know I love insects. They are little world-changing machines that deserve a lot more respect than they get. I’m fascinated by how some can live dormant for years (YEARS!) in certain life stages only to turn into adults that can’t even eat and have a sole purpose of reproducing. Freaking neat. —Brenda
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Chelsie chose the poodle, only because Brenda once told her that poodles are some of the smartest dogs around, and Chelsie wants to come back as a somewhat intelligent being. Apparently Chelsie had about four paragraphs written about her decision, but when she went to save them as a draft in tumblr they were lost to the internet abyss. Now she is pissed off and has decided to let Brenda write her portion of the entry. Brenda told her that she hopes to die before Chelsie does, because Brenda is thoroughly creeped out by poodles. They stare into your soul. Not that Brenda thinks she has a soul. Shoot. Brenda’s whole view on life just became blurred. Fucking poodles… —Chelsie (?)
I need this in blue and/or grey, please. Please please please.
That’s my church.
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All I have been able to think about for the past three days is making out with someone. I don’t even have a specific person in mind.. Just feeling a need to connect, via the mouth. Bleh.
Zhang Bangsheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated monkey’s bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut. Picture: Quirky China News / Rex Features
This dude will forever be the man who licked a monkey’s asshole for an hour straight. Gonna vomit.
“Why do you want to take my photo?”
“You have a great face.”
“I look like God. Don’t I?”
On October 31, 2011 a girl was dangling off the edge of the GW bridge. Several cop cars showed up a few minutes later after several 911 calls. Asked what she was doing, she said: “Enjoying life.” Strangely poetic that one person’s enjoyment of life can appear to so many as a desire for death.
